The Royal Jain Sahib

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The most Royal guy in the institute is our Jainy. A macho, passionate, strident (which many times is appalling and obnoxious), bonhomie, eccentric and a Nitwit bloke. God has created him for a very special purpose: To watch the entire cartoon series existing in the Internet and to Eat and Sleep. He is here to balance all the slogging the other’s take in the institute through out the sem. That’s all is his sole motive, purpose and objective, armed with them he has been sent in to this world. Currently his obsessive passion for the cartoon series is at peak. For the past 1 year whenever I went into his room I founded him in only two positions: either lying dead on his bed-Sleeping or Sitting on his pc, with headphones and his head a bit tilted. He Body is also an antique piece, always there is some or other problem somewhere in his machinery. Currently a new disease has struck him which is very surprising not only to me but to whole Hostel: INSOMNIA. A guy who used to sleep 12-14 hrs everyday now cries every third day of not being able to sleep properly. May be it’s the side effects of his 3 year in hostel. If u ask me I would say he has already slept enough to go straight without sleep for say-2 year. Every normal person spends 1/3^rd time on sleeping while Jain Sahib spent 2/3^rd plus. Well, Royalty has its price.

I met Jain sahib during our first semester. Once I was smoking in my room and jainy came and joined me. I was quite frustrated that time as I founded hardly 2 -3 guys in our batch smoking and others are too childish. Coincidently Jainy was my neighbor too. So we soon became “Sutta Buddy”. Then, there had been thousands cigarette which we had smoked together, went to all four directions from da-iict in search of sutta at night and had loads of fun together, boozing, night outs, baker in the canteen. The first Booze in college I had taken with jainy. He had been my best friend in the institute for past 2 and a half yearar.

Well banda dil ka kaffi saaf hai. Infact Areal sae dhulla hua hai. Dimag se jayada dil see kaam leeta hai, isse liye har baar laat khatta hai. Jain sahib had renounced engineering as his goal is to become an MBA so why slog in eng.?. Ek problem aur hai jainy ki. Din mai yeah jag nahi sakta aur raat mai yeah so nahi sakta. As a result , most of the time misses all the lectures and fucked up all his grades. Jainy is one person who will always stand for his friends and is very helpful.

I forgotten one of the major characteristic of jainy: - his Dream world. I think after seeing The Matrix something has happened to his brain and his mind had freed him from the cell which holds all others people mind and thinking. Many time u will find him talking about the fourth dimension or some other crap which have no significance and no apparent meaning in the real world. We all have tried our best to persuade him, to come out of his utopian world and stop being NEO but ……..