Annez

Annez is a very simple living, witty, sometimes precocious, smart, diligent, audacious and fun-loving person. An extrovert, he is very helpful, caring, compassionate and full of zeal to prove himself and to enjoy every moment of his life. Basically a very soft and warm hearted person with strong dislike of bad-habits like smoking, drinking etc and people who cheats on friends. His life’s funda is very simple: ‘Simple living and high thinking’ and thinking, thinking and thinking. He is very fond of books to, not novels but generally autobiographies and all other kind of intellectual crap. Annez’s most important quality is his attitude, especially towards his friends. He is one guy who will always stand for his friend no matter what ever be the consequences. Believe me friends like him are too rare to find. Right now iski life mai ek hi problem hai(common to most of daiictians including myself) who hai "kanya" ki. Waise to bande mai koi defect nahi hai (lambai-motai-chudai sab barabar hai- har body part ki), sirf tough luck chal raha hai is maamlae mai.

Annez and I had first meet during our second sem in da-iict and soon became very close friends, as we had lot of stuff common in between us (including our elephant-Motta). As we both are in the same group, always had loads of time together. Spent numerous hours together simply just bakering and killing time. To take the Raging sessions also, we used to mostly go together. There had been numerous baker-stuff we had done together. Once when our warden and hostel supervisor were being to much pain in the ass, we had made two banner using colored pens with the label:-“FUCK(Warden),FUCK1(warden ka pilla no. 1),FUCK2(warden ka pilla no.2- hostel supervisor) and DOGS” are not allowed in the hostel and put in the cafeteria and the hostel notice boards. That was really fun. We put the banner around 3:00 at night. Some asshole senior took it off around 12:00 noon. There are always some ass lickers. Can’t help. Another incident was with our elephant MOtta. Once me, Annez and Simba we working in the lab and motta was also there and we pissed her off. There had been a lot of crap stuff happened after that. Once we had our daru party at the hostel terrace (once only becoz Annez doesn’t like to drink). We had some other friends also with us that time. After our friends left we had taken out the one which I had bought for some one else. Actually due to lot of people we got very little. And we drink very occasionally so wanna enjoy a bit more. So drank about ¾ of the bottle together and had lots of fun.

I can bet Annez first LOVE in life is Creams & Cosmetics. Annez is too fond of them. His daily chores including one hr. of bath daily( who baths daily in hostel yaar, total wastage of time and water), cleaning nails, putting atleast three layers of creams all over the body (OMG), I mean all OVER THE BODY. They had become an important part of his life. There had so many layers over his body that he looks doubly fat becoz of them. Gossiping is one of his favorite time pass, and is pro in that. Enjoys a lot in “yahan ka wahan aur wahan ka yahan”. Inshort londe mai bahuut sari londiyon walle Gon aa gaye hai. Reason kya hai yeah mujhe patta nahi but let me take a guess - Actually he used to had a girl friend (there may be few) in his school days and I think he had spent a lot of time with her, and hence slowly and gradually, some female virus had entered into his body and the outcome is clear.

He has been given a sixth sense by the almighty god, which is to scan any person as no scanner human has built till now. From top to bottom and from left to right everything is processed in just a mere glance. He can even tell the colour of nail polish of girl’s toes and can describe her fully-in details in just a glance, even “THAT” which we all guys strive so hard to see but can’t. Pura chid-fadh ho jaata hai ek baar mai.

But as in every normal friendship, we also used to bicker and argue a lot with each other. Every time we discuss something the outcome comes to be the same and that is that I am an asshole and have to do some serious thinking and studying of the real world. In short everyone except him is a ‘Chutiya’ and good for nothing. I personally always agree that he’s a great guy with a very agile mind, sound knowledge and awesome sense of humor but I think due to very intense contemplation, he had forgotten the basic of knowledge and wisdom. But I think he is coming on track and understanding the simple fact that no one is too smart to call any other one a nitwit. And every man projects himself on the other guy while commenting on someone else.

Introduction to Raging

I had hardly tasted the BUZZ which raises the hackles of most of the fresher in engineering colleges: RAGGING. Raging was not for me as my real brother was in the senior batch and I had good acquaintance with most of the guys who were interested in raging. They were the most senior batch of the institute and the one with most zeal and passion for ragging. So I was generally left out, pardoned and told to go back to sleep (Raging generally happened at night, in fact most of the things in hostel commence at night only, even waking). On some rare occasion I was raged and that to very mild. On one occasion I was asked to dance like Aishwary Rai as she did in devdas as I told them that she was my favorite Actress. All the guys were very cool with me and no slang was used with me. No fuck, No THAT and THAT. In that session I really came to know the creativity of my seniors as they asked one of fellow to sit down and shit like he is seating in a moving train pot. I must say that really very very funny and even the guy has to take support of an invisible rod to make the scene more vivid and real. But that does not end here the real part come next. They asked some other guys to sit opposite to that guy and in the same position and do as exactly what he is going. Seeing the two guys every one was on the hysterical laughter including me and others waiting for our time to come and praying to god please don’t do this to us and save us. Some ppl were asked to sing and dance , some were to say jokes or any different experience they had and there was no physical raging and no harsh punishment or slang . Overall very peaceful and mild raging or PDP-Personality Development Program compared to what I was planning to do with my juniors.

Seniority

Now it was my turn to have some fun. Things have changed a lot and the ball was in my court. I was now accepted in to the vast and big family of daiict, had acquaintance with a lot of seniors and my batch mates and the happy DAIICT family. So I was all geared up and enthusiastic abt taking raging. Oopps sorry its PDP or Intro. So the second year started with lots of hopes and excitement and some tension also, as our institute is very strict on raging. The big B has already warned me to be in my limits as he won’t come to my rescue if any fuck happened with me as a consequence of my action. I was on my own and with total freedom and got the first taste of being superior, having unlimited power, and being a senior. Frankly speaking I was a bit tired of being junior for a full year and wanna fuck atleast 1/4^th of the incoming batch. So the new batch arrived, with some kool chicks and loads of assholes. Raging generally happens during evenings and nights with prolonged sessions. So on the first night me and one of my friend rajesh went to check some juniors.

There wing was very quite and ambiance a bit eerie (For juniors) and fearful. It was around 12 or 1. So most of the assholes have slept and only few rooms were open. In the end of the wing I found I room open and the fun begins from there. I went inside and asked the guys to get ready for their 1^st engineering lesson: The Intro Lesson. I took the traditional intro( name, hobbies, place, etc etc ). Then came the turn of “THAT” stuff. The guys were quite pissed off seeing a senior at 1:00 and looked very childish and simple. Yaar thoda standard to mangta hai naa engineering college mai. I checked their knowledge in THAT stuff and soon 2-3 guys face turned pale white and were on the brink of crying. Damn it yaar this is ridicules and totally unacceptable. I asked had anyone done THAT thing (Guys secret weapon against the screwed gender ratio in our country and our pathetic social ethics and culture). There were some souths Indians also there who totally raped me in just 10 minutes so I asked them to have a sweet dream and get lost.

One of then replied he had done something (thank god, atleast one knows! I was pro in THAT thing when I came to college). I asked him to describe how to do THAT. The guy was quite shocked hearing my intension. He was very shy (no problems and totally accepted) and confused (who wants to see how other people do THAT!). So I forced him a lot and finally the stuff came out. I must confess I didn’t found it as funny as I had expected. But seniority had taken over on all over my mind and conscious.

After that the session ends and I left. After 2 hrs I found that guys searching for me in my wing. I asked what happened and he replied that some seniors (my super seniors) had asked him to look for me and asked me to meet them now. I asked why they are asking abt me. He replied that they had come for Raging and he told them that his turn is over (pathetic and horrible reply) as his ragging has been done. The seniors had asked him what I had asked him to do. So he blurted out all “THAT” thing and man seniors are too furious that their juniors had done what they haven’t thought even in dream. I can bet on that.

As seniors are the boss and to powerful to misbehave I went with that guy to the seniors room. They were quite eager to meet me, very angry and with intentions of giving me a real FUCK. But I had a trump card: BIG B. Big B was very famous and had very good terms with all his batch mates so I was confident I can take on any senior. They recognized me as soon as I entered the room and their hopes had been crushed. There were 7-8 seniors in that room and only 1 or 2 were still eager to fuck me. They asked the junior to leave (I m very thankful to them for doing that). One of them asked me to describe what I exactly I had asked the junior to do. I told them my intentions were never to hurt him, it was just for some fun. They asked me to be in my limits and take as much raging as I want but there should not too much friction because of that.

So the story just rocketed through out the whole hostel like SPUTNIK raced for its eternal journey into its orbit. Even thought BIG B didn’t said anything to me abt this matter I know he was really angry with me. But done is done.